They’re committed, good-hearted and easily whipped when the right vagina comes along.
Jewish boys are here to remind us that the nuclear family living in the dream house with the white picket fence and mezuzahs on the door can and does exist. Here’s how Jewish men make great husbands: Maybe it’s the fact that they attended Hebrew School for the better part of their adolescence or their undying "frat" mentality (they are still following the 10 Commandments, after all), but these guys are highly dedicated people.
I’m knowledgeable on the subject and I can appreciate a solid Jewish man when I meet him (Why do you think I’m out for Anne Hathaway’s blood all the time? But above all, Jewish men happen to make excellent boyfriends and even better husbands.
Perhaps due to their borderline questionable attachment to their invasive Jewish mothers (no judgment: I have one and will become one), they understand and value treating a lady right, especially someone they love.
Maybe it’s because we’ve been screwed in the past, but Jewish men were always taught to keep an eye on the future.
Generally speaking, they value a high-power career (think lawyer, doctor, finance, entrepreneur) and are self-motivated enough to obtain it, if only because they desperately want the bragging rights.
Either way, Judaic descendants happen to be some of the most gloriously hairy specimens around (just look at their curly , not an easy feat! Your Jewish hubby will take care of you if you take care of him in return.
Now go off, young flower, into the male Judaic world full of its own brand of geography and Jordans.
Sometimes I wonder which came first for me: my obsession with hairy men or my dating experiences with furry Jewish guys. Yiddish for a person that demonstrates integrity and humanity, being a mensch means embodying that rare mix of kindness, sweetness and humility.
The closest they’ve come to throwing a punch is mixing their bottle-service drinks with Kool-Aid.
Their Bar Mitzvahs taught them the value of doing good deeds (or “tzedakah" -- see, you’re learning fast! Their small circle taught them the importance of keeping a secret between you two.
There’s only one other woman in this world that a Jewish man will be so supremely devoted to: his mother.
Not only did she raise him right, Mom also brought him up to cherish a lady -- chief among them being her. On Shabbat, his mother definitely warned him not to pound the kosher breast meat because that is like cheating on your girlfriend ().
What do these women know, that these celebrity women are finally catching onto? There are many reasons swarms of girls flock to these Stars of David like lox on bagels.