But naturally, she doesn't listen, thinking she can totally handle separating the duds from the dreamboats… And since these two are basically polar opposites of each other, especially when it comes to dating, the result is pure comedy magic.
Between his one-liners and her gullible nature, it makes you wonder why it's been so long since these two had some decent screen time together. )However, it isn't until near the end of the episode that we see their friendship at its very core.
And just like how New Girl 's Season 4 premiere reminded us all of how amazing Schmidt and Nick's bromance is, this week's episode "Dice" focused on the Jess and Schmidt dynamic, which proved to be equal parts hilarious and heartwarming.
Thanks to the loft's very thin walls, Jess can't help but notice how frequently Schmidt keeps bringing home late night visitors, prompting her to ask her flatmate for a little dating advice.
When I hear about a girl's man, I'm assuming we probably shouldn't be on that date period.
If she literally can't keep his name out of her mouth for a couple of hours, it makes me feel like she's clearly not over past issues.
You don't want him to think you expected it." —Josh F."The food you choose on dates says volumes about your character.
Dainty foods (read: salads) seem to have a low correlation to fun and enjoyment.
If I meet a girl and get her number, the first time we go out shouldn't be a three-hour opera and dinner afterwards. If you guys have a great time, you're both left wanting more." —Greg G."If a girl and I end up hooking up quickly, it doesn't necessarily mean I've written her off. For example, 'Hey, I've got an extra ticket to this show tonight. ' Go out and do things I'd want to do, and then invite me. Be willing to embrace the things men love." —Sam M."I get frustrated when I feel like I'm constantly the one driving the conversation—it happens to me a lot and it feels a little unfair.It's here that Schmidt introduces Jess to a dating app he's been using called "Dice," which allows its participants to look at photos of each other and simply swipe up or down if they're interested in meeting up.(Because that sounds super safe.) It's all about split-second decision making, something Schmidt doesn't think Jess is ready for. Using a Taboo buzzer, Schmidt lays out the Dice dating guidelines for his doe-eyed apprentice, who (according to him) needs more work than Kings of Leon. To help speed up the process, Schmidt invokes what he calls "Dice Diez," where he sets Jess up on 10 dates (hence the "Diez" part of the title), allowing her to get the hang of how the site works.Whether it's someone you're meeting online or it's someone your friends know, aim to drop the things you know about them and start fresh.Don't ask your friends to tell you everything they can because you can end up with a tainted view of what to expect.First few dates, make the food good, simple and completely forgettable so you can focus on each other." —Max S.